"I'm Old Today, it's my Birthday"


Top 5 things I have been/will be doing on my 25th (Gregorian) Day of Birth:-

1. Thank God. Alhamdulillah.
Allah Selamatkan Kamu...Allah Selamatkan kamu, Allah selamatkan Wan Seri Rahayu, Allah selamatkan kamuuuuu

2. Plan Next Steps in World Domination™.

3. Repetitively chant, "I'm Older Today, Its My Birthday Honey" until spousal unit’s ears bleed. Dude, a berfdey chic has to have some recompense.

4. Pretend to be surprised when spousal unit bring you to dinner tonite.Tip: If you want to surprise your beloved by bringing them to exclusive dinner, try not to dress up smartly for work (if you normally wears just a collared t-shirt to work) or try 2 ask her to dress up beautifully today, and especially try not to ask her the day before what she feels like eating tomorrow -15th times.

Happy Birthday To Me :)

To Whom It May Concern

Sorry, too

Nauseated

Lazy

Tired

Bloated

Crampy

Uninspired

Apathetic

Zero craving for food

Did I mention tired?

to write.

'Normal' writing will resume after the first trimester end.


P/s:- Fetus still in womb. The size of a peanut. The tiny heart is continuously pounding.
Blink, blink, blink, blink...